Motherhood is ...

Your kid spilling mango milkshake with tons of ice-cubes ALL OVER your lap - it leaking through to the back of your pants (nice visual) while you are at someone's house that you barely know on the way to a shopping trip to Target and BJ's. You can't cancel the shopping because you really need milk. To top it off your friend tells you it doesn't show, but when you get home and take them off ... you can only imagine what everyone walking behind you was thinking!